Season 1 - Episode 1 - Pilot
Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Description: Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.
Air Date: Sep 22, 2003Description: Charlie's life gets a little more complicated when his brother, Alan, and son, Jake, move in with him after his wife confesses her lesbian lifestyle and throws him out of the house. Alan later leaves after finding his son playing poker and moves in with his mother, Evelyn. Charlie realizes how lonely it is without them and invites them back.
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Big Flappy Bastards
Air Date: Sep 29, 2003
Description: Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to nor ... Read More
Air Date: Sep 29, 2003Description: Charlie finds it hard to enforce the rules Alan has set out for his son. After Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, Charlie gets very upset. Jake tries to get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores and errands for Judith, trying to get them back together. After one of his tasks, she kisses him, leading him to believe that things will be back to nor ... Read More
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell
Air Date: Oct 6, 2003
Description: After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process.
Air Date: Oct 6, 2003Description: After a trip to Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to Judith's house so she can take care of him. Alan gets saddened over this because he is losing his wife and son. Charlie takes him to a bar, and after drinking, they end up at their mother's house trying to tell her what they think of her, but not successful in the process.
Season 1 - Episode 4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take A Nap
Air Date: Oct 13, 2003
Description: Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.
Air Date: Oct 13, 2003Description: Berta, the housekeeper, quits after experiencing Alan's demanding ways. Alan decides he could be the housekeeper, but does not work. Alan decides to hunt her down and bring her back, leaving Charlie to get ready for dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to date other guys, both tasks become harder than expected.
Season 1 - Episode 5 - The Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump
Air Date: Oct 20, 2003
Description: After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.
Air Date: Oct 20, 2003Description: After a trip to Las Vegas Charlie decides to go to Jake's soccer game like he promised. There, he meets a soccer mom and they hit it off. Alan goes to a meeting with some soccer moms about creating a newsletter, but does not realize they have other plans for the night.
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?
Air Date: Oct 27, 2003
Description: Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.
Air Date: Oct 27, 2003Description: Charlie gets in over his head after he tells Jake to avoid certain calls he doesn't want which creates a dinner plan for Charlie and his mother. When Charlie meets her new boyfriend's daughter, he realizes it is one of the people he is trying to avoid.
Season 1 - Episode 7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Air Date: Nov 3, 2003
Description: For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
Air Date: Nov 3, 2003Description: For a class assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of one of Charlie's surfer friends, which in turn, worries his mother. Alan then starts to get worried about Judith when she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful
Air Date: Nov 10, 2003
Description: Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.
Air Date: Nov 10, 2003Description: Alan tricks Charlie in leading Jake and his classmates in the music show along with Alan and Judith.
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Phase One, Complete
Air Date: Nov 17, 2003
Description: Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.
Air Date: Nov 17, 2003Description: Jake befriends one of Charlie's one-night stands, which Charlie does not like as it furthers the relationship that Charlie does not want to continue.
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Merry Thanksgiving
Air Date: Nov 24, 2003
Description: To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.
Air Date: Nov 24, 2003Description: To try and prove to his girlfriend that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner at his house.
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Air Date: Dec 15, 2003
Description: After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.
Air Date: Dec 15, 2003Description: After bumping into Judith and her new boyfriend at the movies, Alan decides to change his look to try and get back into the dating scene, and to impress his son.
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones
Air Date: Jan 5, 2004
Description: Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.
Air Date: Jan 5, 2004Description: Berta becomes forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work for a day. The boys like this because they get very preoccupied with her.
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Sara Like Puny Alan
Air Date: Jan 12, 2004
Description: Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.
Air Date: Jan 12, 2004Description: Charlie gets a double date with a hot neighbor and her sister and needs to take Alan along. The trouble is, Alan got sick from Jake so Charlie takes him to a steam room to heal him. It works for Alan, but Charlie becomes ill, but won't cancel the date at any cost.
Season 1 - Episode 14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
Air Date: Feb 2, 2004
Description: Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.
Air Date: Feb 2, 2004Description: Charlie's accountant Stan tries to explain Charlie's financial problems to him.
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Air Date: Feb 9, 2004
Description: Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.
Air Date: Feb 9, 2004Description: Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Franky against Alan's constant arguments about the woman.
Season 1 - Episode 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
Air Date: Feb 16, 2004
Description: Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.
Air Date: Feb 16, 2004Description: Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why both her and her daughter are on the run, and Frankie's daughter gets a crush on Jake.
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Air Date: Feb 23, 2004
Description: Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.
Air Date: Feb 23, 2004Description: Charlie gets offended after Alan chooses harebrained cousins as Jake's legal guardians in the event of his death.
Season 1 - Episode 18 - An Old Flame With A New Wick
Air Date: Mar 1, 2004
Description: Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.
Air Date: Mar 1, 2004Description: Charlie is stunned to find out that one of his ex-girlfriends had a sex change operation.
Season 1 - Episode 19 - I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Air Date: Mar 22, 2004
Description: At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.
Air Date: Mar 22, 2004Description: At Jake's birthday party Judith's sister Liz hits on Alan while Evelyn prefers to drink alcohol than eat cake.
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
Air Date: Apr 19, 2004
Description: When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on.
Air Date: Apr 19, 2004Description: When Jake starts playing guitar non-stop, Judith thinks it is because he is having a hard time dealing with the divorce. She suggests that he sees a therapist, which Alan does not agree with at the beginning, but agrees later on.
Season 1 - Episode 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
Air Date: May 3, 2004
Description: Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.
Air Date: May 3, 2004Description: Charlie puts Alan's divorce settlement into jeopardy when he sleeps with his attorney, Laura.
Season 1 - Episode 22 - My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
Air Date: May 10, 2004
Description: Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.
Air Date: May 10, 2004Description: Charlie tries to cure Alan of his recent sleepwalking adventures; Jake goes and sees a therapist.
Season 1 - Episode 23 - Just Like Buffalo
Air Date: May 17, 2004
Description: Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.
Air Date: May 17, 2004Description: Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's support-group with other divorcees into letting Jake still spend weekends at his place.
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Can You Feel My Finger?
Air Date: May 24, 2004
Description: Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.
Air Date: May 24, 2004Description: Charlie heads to the doctor for a vasectomy after a recent pregnancy scare.